Emotional Dumpster Fire Collection

Chaos, Sass & Cute Disaster Energy Pens

For the coworker who’s barely hanging on, the friend who somehow thrives in chaos, or the queen who laughs straight through the meltdown — this collection was made for them.

The Emotional Dumpster Fire Collection combines humor, bold color, and just enough sparkle to say “I’m fine” without actually being fine.

Each pen is handmade and designed to turn everyday chaos into something oddly delightful.

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✨ What You’ll Love

✔️ Signature “Emotional Dumpster Fire” badge reel topper
✔️ Glitter, sparkle & premium statement beads
✔️ Metallic barrels in bold, expressive colors
✔️ Tassels on select styles
✔️ Smooth-writing pen with a solid, comfortable feel

Perfect for offices, gifts, coworkers, best friends — or anyone surviving on caffeine, sarcasm, and vibes.

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💰 Pricing

✨ Beaded Pens:  $12 each

✨  Beaded Reel Pens:  $15 each

 

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📌 Please Note

• Each pen is handmade; bead placement and tassels may vary slightly

• Colors may appear slightly different depending on screen settings

• Limited quantities available